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Kid Smarts
« on: June 22, 2005, 08:04:26 PM »
A first grade  teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she
presented each child  in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come  up with the
remainder of the proverb.  It's hard to believe these  were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. 

 While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders,  6-year-olds, because
the last one is classic!
 
1. Don't change  horses..........................until they stop
running.
2. Strike while  the............................................bu g is
close.
3. It's always darkest  before...............................Daylight
Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of  ................... termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but  .................... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that  ................................ looks
dirty.
7. No news
is............................................... ..impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a  ................................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new  ....................... math.
10. If you lie down with  dogs...............................you'll
stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust  .........................................  me.
12. The pen is mightier than the  .......................... pigs.
13. An idle mind  is............................................the best
way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's  .......................pollution.
15. Happy the bride  who....................................gets all the
presents.
16. A penny saved is  ..................................... not
much.
17. Two's company, three's  ............................... the
Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what  ...................... you put on
to go to  bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with  you,cry.....and you have to
blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as  .......................... Stevie
Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not  ..................... spanked or
grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed  .......................... get new
batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you  ........... see in the
picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind  ...................... get out of
the  way.
25. Better late than  .......................................pregnant.

Hee Hee!
« Last Edit: June 22, 2005, 08:06:10 PM by jennydee »


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Re: Kid Smarts
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2005, 01:30:50 PM »
LOL

Very cute. I'll have to share that with work.
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared:  twins.


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