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Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2005, 08:09:14 PM »
why do we moo at cows when we pass them by??

Because we have bovilexia - hehehe  ;D

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Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2005, 09:06:09 PM »
why is it that when you have a cold, (or hay fever) that one side of your nose stays plugged up, then after a while, it suddenly switches sides??? And if you can catch that switch, in it's glorious moment.......you can breathe clear for a minute or two. During that switch, is that the time to snort a lot of nose spray???? Can you tell what I've been suffering from for weeks on end??
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Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2005, 09:29:06 PM »
I can't believe that Halloween stuff is starting to be put out on the shelves in stores already! 
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Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2005, 09:35:39 PM »
I'm glad that my husband doesn't wear a Speedo any more.
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Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2005, 09:37:08 PM »
why is hair on chins grows quicker than the one that grows on the head ???
But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.


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Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2005, 01:22:03 PM »
When you see someone running down the street who is obviously in quite a hurry, do you have the urge to trip them?

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Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2005, 01:29:45 PM »
and why is it when someone trips they try to pretend they just felt like jogging at that point ???
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Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2005, 02:47:39 PM »
... and how much do you want to strangle the idiot who says "Have a nice trip?".


Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2005, 04:03:51 PM »
What exactly is a happy camper anyway?


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Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2005, 04:34:56 PM »
how did the label "Super Models" come to be..... they can't leap tall buildings or anything ???
But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.


Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2005, 05:29:59 PM »
Do you think anyone calls the palace in Monaco asking if they have Prince Albert in a can?


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Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2005, 01:35:48 AM »
If you DO experience an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours, what is a medical professional going to do anyways?  :o
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Re: random thoughts game
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2005, 02:10:32 AM »
If you DO experience an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours, what is a medical professional going to do anyways?  :o

Call his friends and take pictures?  ;D


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