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A little fairy tale...
« on: August 11, 2005, 04:30:33 PM »
Once upon a time,
in a  land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
self assured  princess,
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological  issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her  castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said: Elegant  Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon  me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper,  young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup  housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my  meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and  happy doing so.

That night,
on a repast of lightly sauteed frog  legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to  herself and thought:
I don't f---ing think so.

~Liza
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Re: A little fairy tale...
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2005, 05:19:09 PM »
LOL!!!
But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.


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Re: A little fairy tale...
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2005, 05:06:45 AM »
 ;D
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Re: A little fairy tale...
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2005, 07:51:03 AM »
 ;D

Love it!
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Re: A little fairy tale...
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2005, 12:08:52 AM »
Mmmmmmmm...frog's legs!
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Re: A little fairy tale...
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2005, 06:27:02 AM »
Jeez, not bad enough he wants Donna Reed for a wife, he expects her to live with his mother, too! Deserves what he got!  [smiley=smash.gif]
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