It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't true.

BERLIN - A German man drank too much, wet his bed and set fire to his apartment while trying to dry his bedding, police in the western town of Muelheim said on Monday.

“He was too drunk to go to the toilet,” said a police spokesman. “The next morning he put a switched-on hair dryer on the bed to dry it and left the apartment.” When the 60-year-old returned, his home and belongings were in flames.

Firemen eventually put out the blaze.

Copyright 2005 Reuters Limited


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“He was too drunk to go to the toilet,” said a police spokesman. “The next morning he put a switched-on hair dryer on the bed to dry it and left the apartment.”

Wow. I can't believe anyone would think that would be a good idea!!!

Wow. I can't believe anyone would think that would be a good idea!!!

A woman would have known better- even a foxed one. . . 

 

A woman would have known better- even a foxed one. . .

err...would they

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err...would they

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See- but she was drunk AND had sleeping tablets. And it didn't involve a hair dryer. . . .
 

lol!! yeah poor thing could get a hold of her hair dryer so decided to have a cigarette instead

Now- imagine if she'd had a nail file. . . 

oh my goodness chaos  !! 

Pandemonium- although they wouldn't have let her on if it was a pointy one- I suppose she could have abraded someone's nose, though. . .

Okay- it's definitely an "Anything to keep from working" day. . . 

lol!! I'm stuck in one of those .."have to wait for an email before I can progress with this project" mode

lol!! I'm stuck in one of those .."have to wait for an email before I can progress with this project" mode

If only the world would operate at the pace we deem fit. . . . as long as we have the perogative to change our minds about said pace's appropriateness at any given time. . . .