Ah nonmerci, thank you for commiserating. I'm also partly annoyed that I don't even know how long I'll need a room for - so I can't even budget for it. And also, what am I going to tell the airbnb/sublessor? Hey, I may need it for a week, or maybe a month, I'm not sure yet? I'm taking it one day at a time? Yeah, that'll go over so well. I don't even know what I'm going to do if I get a rejection. I foresee a nomadic lifestyle of airbnb/sublet hopping...
PS - I'm sure you've already done your research, but for sharing purposes, here's the UPS page on intercepts:
https://www.ups.com/deliveryintercept.
Anyway, thank you guys. It really helps to be able to vent and feel a little less isolated in visa limbo!