Hahaha, culturally .... as long as it's not moving under it's own power, it's getting nuked. If it starts moving, I'm calling the press and charging admission. Then I'm going to buy a place in the country.
They put Pergo in here, everywhere but the bath and kitchen. It looks lovely, but they didn't bother to tidy up well afterwards and I'm still sweeping/wiping brown dust off of everything. The grout in the bath is, I think, supposed to be dark - but it's not that general brown dust color. It's definitely black over by the tub. As it is much darker I assume that is mildew and will try the Dettol, thanks! Whomever was in here last wasn't exactly Suzie Homemaker, and although I imagine they had a professional cleaner come in, I'm not impressed with their work, either. Kitchen has been a challenge - black tile floor that shows every speck and a vague grimey-ness on all the other surfaces. Ewwwww. Better now, but ewwwww.