Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail

I had to laugh last night when I heard her say that she was far too busy to go to jail for 45 days?!  DOING WHAT!?

If the Govenator gives her a pardon, I fear there might be another LA Riot!

If the Hiltons donate enough to his next campaign, the "Governator" might just give her special treatment.

If the Hiltons donate enough to his next campaign, the "Governator" might just give her special treatment.

He's in the second term of a two-term limit.  Granted, that's just as bad since he's got nothing to lose now...

I don't freakin' believe this:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20038172,00.html

She has posted/started a petition to Arnie the Governator to pardon her and spare her the jail sentence, asking her *fans* to sign it. 

(insert numerous expletives and nasty epithets here)

 

If she gets out of her jail sentence, I hope Martha Stewart flies out to LA and beats the ever-loving crap out of her.

Whew hew!  I am so glad she's going to jail!  I doubt she'll be able to put such a positive spin on it as Martha Stewart did.

If she gets out of her jail sentence, I hope Martha Stewart flies out to LA and beats the ever-loving crap out of her.

Omg, that would be a brilliant episode of Celebrity Death Match

Omg, that would be a brilliant episode of Celebrity Death Match

Haha! I think you may be right!! 

At least Martha taught her fellow inmates how to knit....What skill can Paris bring along?
How to pose on the Red Carpet 101?

At least Martha taught her fellow inmates how to knit....What skill can Paris bring along?

STDs And You

a seminar with Paris Hilton

STDs And You

a seminar with Paris Hilton

 

I love you, FunGirl! Hahahahaha!

If Martha Stewart had to go to jail for the stock stuff, Paris Hilton should definitely go to jail.

I hope Arnold doesn't pardon her! I hope that she isn't getting any sympathy from her fans! Does she even really have any or do people usually think of her as a spoiled brat?

I hope Arnold doesn't pardon her!

I'm half tempted to start a petition of my own telling Ah-nold to make sure her skinny ars* does the time, just for sh!ts and giggles

Paris's next movie: Lesbian Sex in Jail, and How to Make Bucks on the Internet

I'm half tempted to start a petition of my own telling Ah-nold to make sure her skinny ars* does the time, just for sh!ts and giggles

I was thinking the same thing!

The Governator said he's not going to review it that he's only supposed to do that for extreme cases. 

Access Hollywood says that 59% of people think she should get MORE time.

David Letterman's Top Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail          
            
10. Asking Martha Stewart for "shower fight" tips    
9.   Meeting with Revlon to market signature delousing spray    
8.   Looking up recipe for making Cosmopolitans in the toilet    
7.   Attending Tampa Bay Devil Rays games to get used to solitary    
6.   Seeking permission to videotape her conjugals    
5.   No number 5 -- writer too upset by verdict to write a joke    
4.   Seeing what Prada has in orange jumpsuits    
3.   I dunno -- getting drunk and acting like a tramp? Seriously, young people -- keep it           
     clean    
2.  Telling herself, "Heck, 45 days? That's not even a month"    
1.  Giving guards list of how she likes to be searched