Oh good god.
At least Paula Abdul didn't come into American Idol with much gossip baggage.
Why do they want an American anyway?? Plenty of has-been pop singers from this country! Where's David Essex? Jason Donovan? Any of the guys from Blue? Or, someone who's not a singer, but like Louis, Simon and Sharon, a manager/producer who knows the WHOLE picture of what's needed?
I like Carrie whats-her-name... the vocal coach... married to the black guy who's also a vocal coach.
As for host... what about Vernon Kay or Tess (Daily? Daley?). I like both of them. He's got just enough of a cheese factor and quirky good looks to keep me entertained.