On separate desert islands................
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
Two British men and one British woman.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
Two Vietnamese men and one Vietnamese woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
Two American men and one American woman.
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in
the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman...
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
in a ménage a trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating
visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman
is cooking and cleaning for them.
The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them
to the British woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman
and started swimming to another island.
The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Vietnamese men have set up a pharmacy,
liquor store, restaurant and laundry, and have gotten
the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
The two Irish men divided the island into north
and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is
in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few litres
of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English
aren't having any fun.
The two American men are contemplating suicide,
because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly
about her body, the true nature of feminism,
what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they
can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of
household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat,
how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her
nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is
the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring
a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all
rescued off this Godforsaken deserted island in the middle
of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping
