Because of my chronic disgestive difficulties, I am often bloated. I don't know how many times I have been asked, "Oh, how far along are you?", when I was not pregnant. I always make these people feel as embarrased as I possibly can. I reply, loudly, with, "I'm not pregnant! I'm fat, thank you very much!"
Comments like that make me feel so self-conscious; some people just have no clue and no tact.
I'm glad you managed to find the humour in it, Hopster. I don't know if I could have.