People will buy anything!

http://www.pherotones.com/

That's just wierd.

"testosteroni"

is that the San Francisco treat?

"testosteroni"

is that the San Francisco treat?

 

   The Wizard’s Sleeve
Just because you are a fourth-level cleric-warrior-elf with a bag of gold, four soul daggers, and a magic fire emerald doesn’t mean you can’t also be lucky with the ladies. This Pherotone is more powerful than a 25-year-old Dungeon Master. So drop that book, turn in your 20-sided die, untuck your t-shirt and start casting your own spells for a change.


You just KNOW that's their MAJOR demographic! Classic!!!


side note: a coworker recently said her boyfriend has used "wizard sleeve" as a euphemism for something rather obscene - wonder if Pherotones knows that.

   The Wizard’s Sleeve

I dunno, Twisted, I listened to that one and suddenly found myself kissing the computer screen. 

Do y'all think she might be related to the guy selling the XP folders on Ebay?! 

From the FAQs:

Q:     Are Pherotones dangerous?
A:    Yes, absolutely. Unleashing pent-up sexual attraction is a risky business. You never quite know where it’s going to lead. The only danger is that you might not be able to keep up with the ravenous desires of your new partner. 

Well, I could use a place to keep all those ringtones and I don't seem to have a folder handy....

Well, I could use a place to keep all those ringtones and I don't seem to have a folder handy....

Well, I'll sell you some....real cheap! 

From the FAQs:

Q:     Are Pherotones dangerous?
A:    Yes, absolutely. Unleashing pent-up sexual attraction is a risky business. You never quite know where it’s going to lead. The only danger is that you might not be able to keep up with the ravenous desires of your new partner. 

So this makes me wonder - - If it's the ringtones that are making the other person so "excited", does that mean you need to have your phone constantly ringing to keep them in the mood?  I mean, it's hard enough to convince some poor woman (or man) that your parents' basement is a den of passion, but to also have to have one of your friends calling you every five minutes has got to be, well... distracting.

So this makes me wonder - - If it's the ringtones that are making the other person so "excited", does that mean you need to have your phone constantly ringing to keep them in the mood?  I mean, it's hard enough to convince some poor woman (or man) that your parents' basement is a den of passion, but to also have to have one of your friends calling you every five minutes has got to be, well... distracting.

And, although I consider myself an excellent friend, I'm not gonna be the one calling my friend's phone every few minutes to help HER get some action! 

But, wait!! The site gets better..... there's a BLOG!  Click on the "The Doctor" link and then go to her blog.  I almost peed myself laughing!

OMG! This woman is hysterical....and crazy! But, what I don't get, if pheratones are so lethal how does her lab team get any work done? Why aren't they spending all of their lab time boinking each other?!