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Sorry, wrong number!
« on: January 30, 2006, 05:02:44 PM »
I recently ran ads for a bunch of stuff I'm selling so using my caller id to screen calls is pointless. I answered the phone a few minutes ago to this very sexy male voice:

Me: Hello
SexyGuy: Hello there, how are you doing?
Me: Fine, thank you. And you? (This is the South, after all!)
SexyGuy: I'm fine, baby. What are you doing?
Me: Uh.....uh....who's calling, please?
SexyGuy: It's Steve, baby.
Me: Uh....uh....I think you must have the wrong number.
SexyGuy: Really?
Me: Yes, I think you must. I don't recognize your voice and don't believe I know you.
SexyGuy: (sexy voice completely disappears at this point) Oh, man (in a very heavy, NC twang) I'm so embarrassed! Man, I'm sorry! This is so embarrassing!
Me: That's quite alright. Don't worry about it!
SexyGuy: (in sexy voice again) What's your name?
Me: Bye now! hangs up

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Re: Sorry, wrong number!
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2006, 05:15:09 PM »
ROFL!
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Re: Sorry, wrong number!
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2006, 06:20:06 PM »
man Paula I would have kept him going........could have been Mr. Right on the wrong number........lol

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Re: Sorry, wrong number!
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2006, 06:35:38 PM »
aw, I want a sexy wrong number  :-*  hee hee but did he even know the name of the woman he was trying to call? ;)
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Re: Sorry, wrong number!
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2006, 08:41:49 PM »
Quote from: MeShell on January 30, 2006, 06:20:06 PM
man Paula I would have kept him going........could have been Mr. Right on the wrong number........lol

I would have (it could have been a fun way to avoid packing) but the accent was very off-putting!  :o

Quote from: jklm725 on January 30, 2006, 06:35:38 PM
aw, I want a sexy wrong number :-* hee hee but did he even know the name of the woman he was trying to call? ;)

I suspect not! I'm always suspicious of men who call women honey and baby...it's usually 'cause they can't remember the woman's name!  >:(
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Re: Sorry, wrong number!
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2006, 09:09:19 PM »
I bet it was the pants that did it...
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Re: Sorry, wrong number!
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2006, 09:11:02 PM »
Quote from: Alicia on January 30, 2006, 09:09:19 PM
I bet it was the pants that did it...

Oh, did he call you and Ricki, too?!  ;)
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Re: Sorry, wrong number!
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2006, 10:04:52 PM »
I would like to know when one of you went thru my drawers and stole my undies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Sorry, wrong number!
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2006, 10:08:03 PM »
Quote from: MeShell on January 30, 2006, 10:04:52 PM
I would like to know when one of you went thru my drawers and stole my undies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I got 'em from Ricki who got 'em from Alicia who got 'em from Phil....so I guess he's the culprit!  ;) ;D
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Re: Sorry, wrong number!
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2006, 10:11:04 PM »
Yeah I wondered about that Phil he has some Manx connections.............
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Re: Sorry, wrong number!
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2006, 11:35:18 PM »
I always knew Phil's grandad was a bit of a smooth talker....
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Re: Sorry, wrong number!
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2006, 02:45:22 AM »
Quote from: Alicia on January 30, 2006, 11:35:18 PM
I always knew Phil's grandad was a bit of a smooth talker....

ROFL!
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