Passed on from my supervisor of all people. I do love my job!
>Please read carefully.
>
>There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
>hand.
>
>This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
>receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
>any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
>
>This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
>come into contact with WORK put your Jacket on and take 2 good friends
>to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
>Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
>
>The quickest acting WINE type is called
>Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
>available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is
>Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
>
>Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
>from your system.
>
>Forward this warning to 10 friends. If you do not have 10 friends you
>have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This
>virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
>
>Postscript:
>
>January 2006: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
>Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
>may require a more generous application
