Thank you!!!! LOL! I would never have thought of all of this.
I don't know about bird poo, but baby sick we do have

(Though not much anymore)
As for the teapots, I don't collect them. I do however collect chickens (Not real ones) for the kitchen it's supposed to be good luck. Lucky me my MIL bought me a life size one feathers and all a few years back. It got "lost" when the kitchen was re-done.

Oy, we have so much clutter and crap, I guess buying some storage space for a few months would be wise huh!