I wish my mom would miss me... she seems very indiffferent right now and has decided to just give everyone cash at a time that I would Kill for some presents to chear me up 
But anyways found the Salad crispies on mysupermarket for both sainsburys and tesco!
Awwww..... sorry your mom is such a holiday pooper....
My mom has a LOT of time on her hands, she doesn't work or anything, and I am an only child, so that must be part of it....
But thats good news about the fried onions, anyway! They don't seem to have much of anything I am looking for around here!
Oh, and Anna, I am pretty sure I stumbled across a slow cooker recipe for turkey and dressing the other day.... yep, just googled it and there were quite a few, here is one I found, but the link wouldn't seem to work, so I will just paste it:
Slow Cooker Turkey and Dressing
1 (8 oz) pacage herb-seasoned stuffing mix
1 Onion, chopped
2 Celery ribs, chopped
1 cup dried cranberries
3/4 cup chicken broth
3 T butter, melted
1 (3 lb) frozen boneless turkey breast, thawed
1/4 tsp salt
1/2 tsp pepper
1/4 tsp dried thyme
1 package turkey gravy mix
Coat inside of 4 qt electric slow cooker with cooking spray. Add stuffing mix, onion, celery and cranberries. Combine broth and melted butter. Pour over stuffing and stir gently.
Remove sting from turkey breast and rinse. Place turkey in slow cooker on top of stuffing. Combine salt, pepper and thyme and sprinkle over turkey. Cover and cook on high 1 hour. Reduce to low and cooke 5-6 hours or until a meat thermometer inserted in turkey registers 170.
Remove turkey to a serving platter. Stir stuffing gently in slow cooker; cover and let stand 3-4 mins. Prepare gravy and spoon stuffing around turkey on platter.