Please list questions that may get asked from the IO at the UK airport

I have never flown out of the country before.  I just recieved my first US passport.

Since I will be travelling into the UK for the first time as a US citizen, I would like to have someone list for me the questions i will be expected to answer the immagration officer in the UK at the time of my arrival.


(On this site, i read how so many people are asked so many questions, but when i speak to people that visit the UK in my social circle, they say all they get is a question like, "is this business or pleasure?"

Can you please list the questions asked so I can prepare myself and not be so nervous?

General questions of who, what, when, where & why...

Specifically relating to the information that can be found in the information for visitors:
http://www.ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk/visitingtheuk/visitors/eligibility/
http://www.ukba.homeoffice.gov.uk/visitingtheuk/visitors/documents/