Hey there!
It's been a while since I posted on UKY, but here I am looking for a little bit of help.
I've been asked to present the "Address To A Haggis" at a Burns Supper here in Glasgow in January. Its an informal(ish) get together of work colleagues, so there will be a fair bit of latitude given with regard to the readings.
What I'd love to do is present the Address in American form rather than Scots dialect. A humorous spoof or parody would be even better. I've trawled the intrawebs trying to find something of this ilk with no luck. So, I'm turning to UKY to see if any of you out there might be able to help me out!
Fingers crossed!
Glenn
Glasgow, Scotland
ps If you're unclear on the concept of a Burns Supper, check it out on Wikipedia.
