I was fine with the grated carrots, jicama, and cucumber cause, hey!, that sounds kind of like salad with chips (okay, crisps). Add some ranch dressing and I might even enjoy it.
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I'm afraid they lost me at pickled pork rinds and jellied sweets.

With apologies to Pollock fans, the comparison of food to one of his paintings just doesn't say, "yummy" to me.

.... I think I might have a stomach ache just from reading that article....
