Asian Number Plates

Saw this today in the Metro.  One of those charming yet bonkers things about living here is that you can't get personalised plates so you have to rely on chance.  Asians especially love to buy plates like their names and pay huge amounts of money for plates like "5ing"

I can guess some of these:

Hi,

There's literally thousands of good and not so clear/good variations on number plates out there and includes all sorts of categories, not just Asians!

What many people don't realise is that they don't own the number plate they might buy, it's only the 'right to display that registration mark'. All registration marks belong to the DVLA.

I have 3 number plates and only one is to do with my family name. One is to do with one of my cars and the remaining one looks like a 'UK' slang/swear word and a 'US' word meaning 'very angry or upset' !

As you can tell from the ones you posted along with many others, some really do need squinting to even try and work out what they might be 'saying' !

Cheers, DtM! West London & Slough UK!

Go on then, don't be so coy. 

All I get is a blank image.  It could be my work wifi, they block some image sources.