My other half is currently in Tokyo this week on business, conveniently at the same time as a buddy of ours (who works for a different company), also there for meeings this week. Tonight they got wasted in the hotel restaurant and had a £350 teppanyaki dinner. Earlier when I was on the bus and stuck in traffic, he WhatsAppd me photos of the toilet controls in his hotel room. I DID have to somewhat marvel at the fact that technology enables us to not colonize the moon but instead have a discussion about bidet functions 4000 miles apart.