Denny's was oh so useful when it was 4am, nothing else open and you needed something to soak up all the alcohol in your system.
However, this is not where we ended up in uni. We had a regional chain called
Bickfords (there are only a few left now) that was our alcohol absorbing breakfast place. Kissofdeath, you've perhaps been to a Bickfords?
Here, there is already something for absorbing alcohol. A doner kebab!