Tweets that sum up shopping at Costco

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/shopping-at-costco-funny-tweets_us_5bfc38c1e4b0eb6d9312700f

My husband and I were laughing so hard - I actually had tears falling!  THIS IS MY LIFE PEOPLE.

This may explain why my food bill is so high...   

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/shopping-at-costco-funny-tweets_us_5bfc38c1e4b0eb6d9312700f

My husband and I were laughing so hard - I actually had tears falling!  THIS IS MY LIFE PEOPLE.

This may explain why my food bill is so high...   

I'm so sad that the nearest Costco is too far away to justify having a membership, because I know there are some American products (or really good facsimiles) there that I want.  But that collection of Costco culture tweets is why it would prove too "American" for my husband.  The judgement I would have to endure just to get my hot dogs... 

KF, did you ever get the cheesecake?  Was it proper baked New York cheesecake?  THAT would win my husband over!

I'm so sad that the nearest Costco is too far away to justify having a membership, because I know there are some American products (or really good facsimiles) there that I want.  But that collection of Costco culture tweets is why it would prove too "American" for my husband.  The judgement I would have to endure just to get my hot dogs... 

KF, did you ever get the cheesecake?  Was it proper baked New York cheesecake?  THAT would win my husband over!

I did!  XoD and Jimbo partook in it.  It's Cheesecake Factory cheesecake, imported from the USA.  It's as good as it gets.  I brought the leftovers to work and the other two Americans in the office basically did the happy dance while eating their pieces. 

I did!  XoD and Jimbo partook in it.  It's Cheesecake Factory cheesecake, imported from the USA.  It's as good as it gets.  I brought the leftovers to work and the other two Americans in the office basically did the happy dance while eating their pieces. 

Oh my gawd, I must figure out how to get this for my husband.  How many people would I need to share it with to consume it within its best-before/use-by date?  Can it be frozen?  Does it come frozen?

Oh my gawd, I must figure out how to get this for my husband.  How many people would I need to share it with to consume it within its best-before/use-by date?  Can it be frozen?  Does it come frozen?

It comes frozen.  There are two.  One which is a traditional plain cheesecake that isn't sliced.  The other is 4 different types with 3 slices of each type.  That one is ideal because you could just thaw a slice at a time.

It comes frozen.  There are two.  One which is a traditional plain cheesecake that isn't sliced.  The other is 4 different types with 3 slices of each type.  That one is ideal because you could just thaw a slice at a time.

How big are they?  If we defrosted one at a time and worked our way through it, could the two of us manage?  Even I will eat my share of it, because it's proper cheesecake, so not cloyingly sweet.  And my husband likes his desserts. 

How big are they?  If we defrosted one at a time and worked our way through it, could the two of us manage?  Even I will eat my share of it, because it's proper cheesecake, so not cloyingly sweet.  And my husband likes his desserts. 

It's Cheesecake Factory cheesecake.  Three bites go a loooooooooooong way.  It is VERY sweet.  Especially as your tastebuds are British now. 

they are big.  Like 2kg. 

It's Cheesecake Factory cheesecake.  Three bites go a loooooooooooong way.  It is VERY sweet.  Especially as your tastebuds are British now. 

they are big.  Like 2kg. 

Darnitall, KF!  I wanted this to happen, and now you're talking me out of it.  What am I going to do with all that cheesecake? 

"Every time the Costco parking lot isn’t over-crowded, I get nervous that I missed the rapture."

HA! 

I took my husband once to a "BJs Wholesale Club"  and he just couldn't believe the size of everything. 

Hahah!! We don’t have Costco near enough, but we have a bulk store for people who own businesses ( no idea how we wrangled a membership but I’ll take it).

We made the mistake of going in after a day shopping in town, absolutely starving.

The stuff that ended up in my cart is hilarious.  I now am the proud owner of the biggest bag of bon bons one can ever have.