Sorry, maybe I wasn't following along. I didn't know the end result was going to be a boozy mikshake. What about using vanilla ice cream and adding cocoa powder and sugar? Or vanilla ice cream and some cooking chocolate melted over the hob? I'd imagine that any combination of ice cream, melted chocolate and booze is going to be worth drinking.
You were following along just fine. I hadn't said
why I wanted plain chocolate ice cream. I was just venting at my inability to find it easily.
There are solutions, as you've suggested. It's just far easier to take some chocolate ice cream, a splash of milk, and some booze and make something quick, easy, and awesome. He'll add Ovaltine to the mix if we have any to make it a malt.