cute things kids say...

I was getting the little diva ready for school today ...She was excite because she didn't have to wear a uniform and she's dressed all in red. I managed to get  hair glitter on her hair.  She's got hair down to her butt and loves it when it's done. Excited she's glittered up she went to the bedroom to wake DH up to show off her new coif:

"Daddy look at my hair!"
"Wha..? I don't see anything different??"
"Mummy put some glitter innit"
"oh , thats good" <lays back on the bed>

Jess looks at me slightly disgruntled and says "argh , dads" < rolls eyes and walks off>

I couldn't stop laughing 


another day she's discussing how her day went in school and tell me that she told a friend of hers that their shoelaces where untied

"that's very good Jess that way she wouldn't trip over , what a good friend you are"

she replies " yeah , I don't want her falling over and landing her big butt on me"
 

LOL!!!! i love it!

When my niece would was potty training and she would have to do a number 2, she would say 'I have pee-pee in my bottom' and tap her butt to show you.     It was sooo cute.

tee hee

I was taking a patient that was 3years old down to Ultra sound but he was slightly nervous and wanted to be carried. So we are in the lift slightly cramped and he notices that my fob watch pinned on my uniform has winne the pooh on. The boy shouts out the discovery

"You've got poo on you chest!"

the funny this was that people in the lift slight stepped back and gave us extra room for some reason. 

Dagmar informed us the other day that she is a "rock n roll bad girl."  We have no idea where that came from. 

I usually wear a 'ranger' uniform to work.  You know the one, shiny gold badge, green trousers, grey shirt, etc.  Anyway, my boss's 4 year old daughter used to be a frequent visitor to the office.  One day she came in and I was wearing 'normal' clothes as I had a doctors appointment later that day and didn't want to attend in my uniform.  She came in, took a good look at me, then at the top of her lungs shouted "Hey!  You can't work in here without your clothes on!!!"