It has been brought to management's attention that
some individuals throughout the company have been using
foul language during the course of normal conversation with their
co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees, who may be
easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We
do however, realize the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so
that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an
effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF:
She's a ball-busting b*tch.
3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be sh--ing me!
6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a s--t.
7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my f______ problem.
TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This s--t won't work.
10) TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his a__.
11) TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF:
Eat s--t and die.
12) TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my a__.
13) TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
F___ it, I'm on salary.
14) TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF:
Shove it up your a__.
15) TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF:
He's a prick.
Thank You,
Human Resources
