We met on Catholic Match!
Well, I'm just getting used to waking up at the same time every morning - I tried to pick a fairly average time, before which I am unlikely to wake up. I have fairly uneven hours, but there's nothing wrong with "Early to bed, early to rise!"
I'm willing to do the main "external symptom" check, but I'm Sooooooo not interested in, um, internal checks. Because I'm squeamish like that. Anyway, I hear external mucous and temp are really all you need.