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Midwife Blunder
« on: December 28, 2005, 05:51:41 PM »
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Re: Midwife Blunder
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2005, 05:53:27 PM »
um, they didn't look at the bits after she was born?!  i mean, that's the first thing we checked.  in fact, with both girls, the attendant let us be the first to look.  i had my eyes closed w/roisin, cuz i was in a LOT of pain and did NOT want to see it.  andrew told me, 'it's a girl' before cutting the cord.
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Re: Midwife Blunder
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2005, 05:59:56 PM »
Surely she must have held the baby naked before they took her away and dressed her?? We knew we were having a boy but even if we hadn't known I don't think we could have missed that!  It sounds weird to me. As for the midwife ....
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« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2005, 06:23:41 PM »
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But 12 hours later, when the baby was unwrapped and bathed for the first time

What newborn goes 12 hours without a diaper change?
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Re: Midwife Blunder
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2005, 06:44:06 PM »
Maybe she missed that day, in anatomy 101???

Wow, my faith in the NHS has gone down a couple of more points, and I didn't think that was possible.  ::)
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Re: Midwife Blunder
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2005, 07:20:14 PM »
Quote from: FunGirl on December 28, 2005, 06:23:41 PM
What newborn goes 12 hours without a diaper change?

good point!!! Honestly the more I think about it the more I think this couple must be a brick short of a load. OK the midwife shouldn't have made the mistake in the first place, but HELLO wouldn't you wonder where your newborn son's winkle was?
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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2005, 07:30:42 PM »
Quote from: FunGirl on December 28, 2005, 06:23:41 PM
What newborn goes 12 hours without a diaper change?

i had to change roisin about 6 times in the first 12 hours for all the meconium in her system.
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Re: Midwife Blunder
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2005, 07:50:42 PM »
it's the Sun don't I don't really believe anything they post :P..but we've had a few cases with baby girls with over enlarged bits so they look a bit "boyish".. :P

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Re: Midwife Blunder
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2005, 08:07:02 PM »
Quote from: Alicia on December 28, 2005, 07:50:42 PM
it's the Sun don't I don't really believe anything they post :P..but we've had a few cases with baby girls with over enlarged bits so the look a bit "boyish".. :P




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They don't follow up and check to see if their stories are true.
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Re: Midwife Blunder
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2005, 08:33:36 PM »
They were at GOSH christmas one of the photographers kept trying to creep into the grotto area where the kids were trying to get pictures...what a parasite :P
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