I could never stand Tom Cruise and never saw what the fuss was over him. Mediocre talent at best. Short. Big nose. Did I say short?
Anyway, I loooove that South Park episode. I've seen it online before and it's priceless!! I've been searching for an audio clip of Stan saying, "Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet," to use as my logging-on sound ... but no luck. Let me know if you find anything!!