A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
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The bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with
fear."
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Lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of me."
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Says the chicken: "big deal! I only have to sneeze and the entire planet
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