Taking Brit to a Baseball game! Help!

The best one I got was  front row right near the outfield.I had a great view of Brady Andersons bum 

Brady's great! I've known him since he was in the minors many many years ago. We used to go bar-hopping, but Brady was so insanely health-conscious that he'd eat bananas instead of drinking with the rest of us (keeping up those potassium levels). That was before the steroids.