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how to be the perfect girlfriend
« on: September 16, 2007, 10:39:39 AM »
rules apply for wife too ;D





LOL!! love it!!
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Re: how to be the perfect girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2007, 12:19:53 PM »
Distract him with beer.

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Re: how to be the perfect girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2007, 02:28:43 PM »
Very amusing!
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Re: how to be the perfect girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2007, 02:35:30 PM »
Classic how to video, massage his ego as it is just as fragile as it ever was.
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Re: how to be the perfect girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2007, 02:55:36 PM »
Male egos are VERY fragile, but women can also be VERY insecure.
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Re: how to be the perfect girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 06:24:33 PM »
Love it!

Good to know what I've been doing wrong :P
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Re: how to be the perfect girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2007, 08:24:35 PM »
well the symptoms of hunger certainly apply for Phil as I've seen him looming around the fridge with a spear once when I cooked a bit later than normal ;D
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Re: how to be the perfect girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2007, 08:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Alicia on September 16, 2007, 08:24:35 PM
well the symptoms of hunger certainly apply for Phil as I've seen him looming around the fridge with a spear once when I cooked a bit later than normal ;D

you sure that was a spear?  ;D  ;)
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Re: how to be the perfect girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2007, 08:39:24 PM »
[goes and checks the beer stock under bed]
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Re: how to be the perfect girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2007, 08:41:36 PM »
Quote from: Alicia on September 16, 2007, 08:39:24 PM
[goes and checks the beer stock under bed]

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