Movie Quotes

"I was a done deal long ago.  Unless Claudia Schiffer stops by, then I want you out of the house right away, you wee motherless mongrel"

Love Actually

"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the *bleep*ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any *bleep*ing difference!"