One of the first times I ordered a pizza was from a little place down the road, we'd walked in and were going to take it home with us. Here's me, California girl, looking at the menu, very impressed they are offering tomatoes on a variety of pizzas. So I order a pizza with tomatoes, onions, pepperoni, and extra sauce. You can imagine the almost Abbott & Costelloesque scene that ensued whereby I was asking for tomatos and extra sauce and the girl behind the counter was thinking I was extremely simple and just trying to confuse her because 'tomato' is what they call their sauce (which is also called 'base' as in 'tomato base').
Well I have now found a great pizza place that keeps our previous order on record which makes it easier to order with no accent/cultural confusion. And I like pineapple on my pizza but that's cause it makes a nice contrast to the jalepanoes. And I don't think I'd ever eat pineapple and jalepano together outside of a pizza but somehow, on a pizza, it's very good. Oh, and I get salami instead of pepperoni over here because the pepperoni here is not pepperoni, it's more like bologna and that is pretty manky on a pizza.