"I'm no scientist, nor am I trained in this meteorology nonsense...but this polar vortex is sinister and Canadian, and I don't trust it at all..."
We have some sinister stuff going on at the moment. We hit a high of about 11f yesterday, a low of -2 last night, it is currently 0, with a balmy, tropical 22 expected today. Low of 7 tonight and high of 16 tomorrow. I suppose compared to last year I shouldn't be complaining, but brrr. IF I had pretty snow to look at I wouldn't mind so much.
And, if both doors to out apartment wouldn't freeze shut when it is this cold I wouldn't complain so much. We had to fight our way in with lock de-icer and hubby's shoulder last night. That was after giving up on the one we usually use, and finally got in the one we've never used and actually had plastic shrink wrap over because it is on the lake side. As soon as we get these next couple days over, more plastic will be going up. It's amazing how useful it is, and how it just makes the door look shiny, but otherwise we don't notice it.