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Christmas
« on: December 22, 2018, 08:19:55 PM »
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?

Lost!
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2018, 08:22:15 PM »
Hey you’ve opened your crackers too early. Merry Christmas
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2018, 08:24:14 PM »
Never too early for a bad joke!

Yo Ho Ho and Merry Christmas!
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2018, 08:32:59 PM »
Ho, Ho, Ho!  [smiley=elf.gif] [smiley=antlers.gif] [smiley=crown.gif]
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2018, 08:44:09 PM »
Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots."!
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2018, 10:19:40 PM »
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph? Because every buck is dear to him!


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Re: Christmas
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2018, 11:10:56 AM »
I’m on the ferry right now and we are getting ready to go watch the grinch movie.  The ferry is big enough to have a proper theatre and there’s nobody else on board


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Re: Christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2018, 11:21:37 AM »
Coolies! Have fun!
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2018, 12:43:01 PM »
What do you call a line of men waiting to have a hair cut?

A barbercue.
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Re: Christmas
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2018, 01:02:54 PM »
Mary had a little sheep
She took it to bed to help her sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb
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