After an ex-DOGE staffer's assault, Trump threatens to federalize D.C. Can he?" - https://www.npr.org/2025/08/06/nx-s1-5494526/trump-dc-home-rule-police-doge-attack?utm_campaign=npr&utm_source=bsky.app&utm_term=nprnews&utm_medium=social or
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/05/trump-administration-staffer-known-as-big-balls-assaulted-in-dc-00494990 or
https://www.pennlive.com/nation-world/2025/08/ex-doge-worker-known-as-big-balls-assaulted-in-dc-trump-threatens-federal-takeover.htmlBackstory - So "Big Balls", the twenty-something DOGE IT expert, and his girlfriend were out at like 3:00am in DC, going to or leaving their car near Dupont Circle (or Logan Circle, depending on the press source). Online info seems to indicate neither are a particularly high-crime area - although in any big city in the USA, 3:00am demands extra caution. Apparently a gang of teens decided they wanted the car, and BB apparently didn't wish to give it to them. From the photos I've seen it looks like he got away with a broken nose - no major injuries. It's hit the news, with Elon and the far right spinning it as BB came onto a scene where a woman was being harassed and gallantly ran to "save" her and was "severely beaten" by a gang. [The DC police arrested two fifteen year olds over this - an attempted carjacking, no weapons involved.]
The Orange One now appears poised to use this incident as an excuse to take over control of DC from public authorities, something he's wanted to do for quite some time. Wonder if he'll use the National Guard again?
If I was a hardcore conspiracy theorist, I'd say someone in the administration who needed to generate an excuse to give to the Orange One and who didn't like BB certainly got two for the price of one here. But it's probably more likely that BB just got mugged during an attempted carjacking.
Still doesn't distract from "RELEASE THE FULL EPSTEIN FILE"