Hey, they taunt me. They want to hurt, maim, and torture me, therefore I must protect myself and kill them every chance I get.
The funny thing is, I can't stand to go near one, so it's always the cruelest deaths.... like death by hair spray, or going down the drain or shoving tissue into the little hole he just went into so he can rot.
Hair spray has to be my favorite since I don't have to go anywhere near them.... plus I don't use my hair spray anymore, so I have to get rid of it somehow.