OK, I know this is a super long-shot, but I'm totally and completely desperate....
I had an, erm, illegal copy of SPSS on my computer, put there while I was doing a research project by a prof. who had a copy of the school's site licence master. Well somehow, and I have NO CLUE how, it got uninstalled (we've had some trouble with adware lately and both dh and I have been desperately cleaning the computer out trying to stop it - so must've been connected to that. Otherwise perhaps the site license expired and somehow it imploded. No clue.)
ANYWAY. I have a huge stats assignment due next Friday and not enough cash to take the train to London to use the library computers. So if any other student somehow has an SPSS disc that I might copy, I'll make it worth their while once I get paid.... OR if anyone can find a copy to buy in the UK, I would be most grateful for the link - my mum said I could use her credit card, but the only copy I can find is on amazon.co.uk but it won't ship for five days which is too late. And the ones on Ebay are by and large being sold by people with little or no selling history, which worries me too much....
AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Why does this always happen to me? And perhaps more importantly, why does it always happen to me when I've got raging PMS?!