What "non-offensive" swear words do you use?

Maybe we should start a support group.
"Hi, I'm Vicki and I swear in front of the baby."

I give them injections so I'm worst

"hi , I'm alicia and poke babies with needles"

I give them injections so I'm worst

"hi , I'm alicia and poke babies with needles"

This is horrible -- but that reminds me of a VERY BAD post card I'd seen once -- Baby On Board.  For the first time this week -- I've LAUGHED!!!  Thank you!!!   


Back on the subject -- I USE ALL the offensive swear words -- I blame my Father -- he was in the Navy -- I learned them at an EARLY age  -- and I will NEVER have Dial soap in my house!  (for reasons a few here I'm sure will understand) 

I give them injections so I'm worst

"hi , I'm alicia and poke babies with needles"

haha - on first glance that is just funny!! (in the end you're doing them good and they won't remember anyway!)

I give them injections so I'm worst

"hi , I'm alicia and poke babies with needles"

Hee hee!  Makes me think of an Eddie Izzard bit.

believe me have them get vaccinated then to gamble with their health

ok that's my public service for now....but it's awful when you get that chin waggle and that look like "you bastard I thought you were my friend" 


 no. 1 horrible cry : it's the 9 sec muted inhale followed by a high decible scream