I don't like Peeps either, Pebs, so I can't help you. But if you can't get rid of them and want to put them to use, here's a fun game: Put one in the microwave and watch it expand and get all giant and big and puffy! It's so cool! It'll shrink back down pretty quickly and become an icky, hard, wrinkly Peep, but it's fun while it lasts!
<yes, I know I have too much time on my hands>