The person below me.....

false  exactly the opposite i delivered several to hopefully happy customers 

the person below me has cut their grass today

false..need to though

the person below me will go swimming this weekend

Hopefully True 

The person below me honeymooned on the Continent.

false  (you mean europe..right?)

The person below me is fluent in another language  besides  English

false  although can speak a little french and italian

the person below me wants to go to glastonbury

True

The person below me is going to a wedding soon

really peebles?? I've got an extra ticket ..although we have to call you "phil"


anywho...false

the person below me is stuck indoors for no particular reason

True but its because of CURRYS!!
(my middle name is Philene so it could work   )

The person below me is wearing pj's

sorted then...

false

the person below me is  fed up with having to rely on others to be half as optomistic as they are

ermmm... false.  Im not optimistic at all.

The person below me always checks the  % of any alcohol they drink...

False..dont drink really

The person below me still has a cassette player in their car

False.  Don't have a car anymore.

The person below me is allergic to shellfish.

false.

the person below me has a tube of Neosporin.

false

the person below me keeps a daily journal of their thoughts

True-ish ... on and off since I was 13 (off at the moment, I'm afraid)

The person below me subscribes to 2 or more magazines