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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #75 on: June 30, 2005, 10:16:23 PM »
if they're going to be naked Matt Dillon has to be in it too.
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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #76 on: June 30, 2005, 10:16:43 PM »
Quote from: expat_in_scotland on June 30, 2005, 10:15:06 PM
NO!  It has to be Ralph b/c rumour has it he is so well-endowed he had to have his manhood digitally reduced in 'The Red Dragon'.  And on a similar note, Ewan McGregor will also be making a naked appearance amongst the 'protesters'.   ;D

Is this going to be an NC-17 rating  ???

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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #77 on: June 30, 2005, 10:39:17 PM »
Quote from: Kuyperama on June 30, 2005, 10:02:16 PM
Maybe he can be the BIG boss, who's in charge of the lead and the, ahem, sidekick, with whom he's secretly in love.   ;)
Y'know, a li'l love triangle subplot?

Or, maybe he could be secretly in love with the lead instead?  Love triangle with a twist?  ;D
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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #78 on: June 30, 2005, 10:41:32 PM »
WAIT a moment... I'm feeling a bit out of my league now... am I still in this film?? This was gonna be my big breakthrough! 8)
Please don't tell me I've been recast? :-\\\\
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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #79 on: June 30, 2005, 10:42:59 PM »
who were you supposed to be?
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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #80 on: June 30, 2005, 10:43:48 PM »

Quote from: Kuyperama on June 30, 2005, 10:41:32 PM
WAIT a moment... I'm feeling a bit out of my league now... am I still in this film?? This was gonna be my big breakthrough! 8)
Please don't tell me I've been recast? :-\\\\

Oh no, you're definitely still the trusty sidekick!  When you're presented with the oscar for this role, don't forget to thank all of us 'little people' who made it all possible!   :-*
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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #81 on: June 30, 2005, 10:45:52 PM »
Quote from: closet.hippie on June 30, 2005, 10:43:48 PM
Oh no, you're definitely still the trusty sidekick!  When you're presented with the oscar for this role, don't forget to thank all of us 'little people' who made it all possible!   :-*

I NEVER forget those who have helped and supported me  8) :-*
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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #82 on: June 30, 2005, 11:01:54 PM »
Quote from: expat_in_scotland on June 30, 2005, 10:06:25 PM
K, they'll be the blokes who come in naked to protest about . . . erm. . . visa fees.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Yes! Love it!!!

Modified to say: can I maybe be a stand in during the protest?
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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #83 on: June 30, 2005, 11:31:15 PM »
I hope for all these naked protestors the film is shot during the spring/summer ;)


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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #84 on: July 01, 2005, 01:51:16 PM »
Quote from: AnneR on June 30, 2005, 11:01:54 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Yes! Love it!!!

Modified to say: can I maybe be a stand in during the protest?

You could be a police officer who comes to arrest the protestors (bit part - maybe a couple lines).  Of course they will resist and you have to... erm... manhandle them into the police van.  ;D

As for Mr. Rickman - he could be the translator the sidekick works with to straighten the whole mess out.
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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #85 on: July 01, 2005, 01:57:35 PM »
This is going to be a really expensive film with a lot of naked people in it.  :P

(I'm still trying to figure out why UK citizens are protesting visa fees at all, forget naked, but that's beside the point  ;D  ;) )


JOHN
The visa fees are out of control, and we have been protesting for weeks--

KENT
...to no avail.

JOHN
(pauses)
What shall we do? Wait, I have it! Let's go naked!

KENT
Yes! Here, hold my shoes.





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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #86 on: July 01, 2005, 01:59:03 PM »
Wait!

They are protesting because they cannot pay the fees to be with their far away beloved. (Obviously!)




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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #87 on: July 01, 2005, 02:01:11 PM »
Quote from: FunGirl on July 01, 2005, 01:51:16 PM
You could be a police officer who comes to arrest the protestors (bit part - maybe a couple lines).  Of course they will resist and you have to... erm... manhandle them into the police van.  ;D

As for Mr. Rickman - he could be the translator the sidekick works with to straighten the whole mess out.

LOVE it.  And great dialogue, Sprigged.  It shouldn't be too expensive to make; as the men usually don't increase their fees for going naked, as they love to do it (and I don't think there will be full frontal, right?  At least from the camera's vp) ;)
And at least for now, I come cheap. Well, union scale anyway. 8)
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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #88 on: July 01, 2005, 02:03:08 PM »
'Erm...(wriggles uncomfortably)...Kuyper, I didn't think the movie was going to be THAT blue?  (re-read your last post carefully)

And I was reconsidering adding another line...such as...

JOHN:  Sure thing...I'm going to take off my pants and jacket.

(sorry I know I'm lifting lyrics from Blink 182)
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Re: Incident at the Home Office
« Reply #89 on: July 01, 2005, 02:05:14 PM »
that's why I asked if it was NC-17?
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