The "utterly repellent" men's suits from M&S. First of all, why? I am sorry, but it just makes me think that the men who this will most appeal to will be those with bladder control issues. Sure, it rains here, but isn't that what brollies and radiators are for? And I can't help but think that these are shiny and artificial feeling. Maybe I am wrong, but isn't stuff like polyester semi-water repellent?
Okay, even if you thought having water-proof business and casual wear was a good idea, why make it sound like you're being cleverly ironic with the title? Because you're not. You're sounding literal.