Sherlock Holmes. I get a new tree ornament at every national trust place or museum I visit, like I got Sherlock Holmes at the Sherlock Holmes house gift shop, I also have a beefeater, henry the eighth (and 4 of his wives so far), Queen Elizabeth and a few others.
But no tree this year, nowhere to put one

Would you give up your income to become a lighthouse keeper where you got free accommodation, and had to grow your own food but you received no wages? (Yes I'm thinking about it!)