A few things for the American newbies

Cider is Alcholic if you see the name Scrumpy find a seat !!
A cornish Pasty is not genuine if you find peas or carrot in it!!
If you here of "Care in the Community" it refers to a govt policy of restaurants employing those less fortunate than ourselves so be patient.So when asked if you would like Turkey in the the Turkey Pasta at littlechef as my father in law was try to smile.
Texmex does not exist in the UK !!
Ice Water......bring your own recipe.
If a brit advises a Vindaloo........consider our sense of humour....!!