I got sidetracked. . . . The next time I man-hunt, if the net actually holds, I need to get my hands on the "World's Biggest Butt-Bow" wedding gown. . . . I'm in AWE. . . Who WOULDN'T want a bow larger than your own torso, and potentially large enough to conceal a small plane in. . . . ?
*shudder, shudder*