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BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« on: December 08, 2005, 09:06:38 PM »
Cuervo Cookies

It is time to start baking for the holidays. This is the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!


Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cu ervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

First, turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. 

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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Re: BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2005, 09:13:20 PM »
 [smiley=laugh4.gif] I'm gonna have to give that a try!


Re: BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2005, 09:24:34 PM »
WOW!  Tequila in a cookie recipe?!  Oh how I love cookies.... 
Gonna have to try this one!  Thanks! ;D


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Re: BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2005, 09:25:25 PM »
WOW!  Tequila in a cookie recipe?!  Oh how I love cookies.... 
Gonna have to try this one!  Thanks! ;D
Jenn- did you READ it?!?
Too funny, though.
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Re: BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2005, 10:07:22 PM »
How to cook the Christmas turkey to go along with the Christmas cookies!!

Step 1: Go buy a turkey and a bottle of whiskey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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Re: BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2005, 10:58:23 PM »
MeShell, you and I MUST cook a meal together sometime! I'll also make my killer bread pudding with whiskey sauce! Here's the link to the sauce recipe:

http://talk.uk-yankee.com/index.php?topic=15665.msg170164#msg170164


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Re: BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2005, 11:26:15 PM »
LOL
we would be under the table.........

Ppl might start talking and think we are alcoholics!!!LOL




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Re: BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2005, 11:32:33 PM »
Hey, I'm from New Orleans...I'm used to people thinking that I'm a drunk with loose morals!  ;D
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Re: BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2005, 11:35:54 PM »
Don't forget flashing ppl your boobies for gri gri beads!!!!





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Re: BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2005, 11:42:19 PM »
Nah, that's a fallacy. It's drunk midwestern college girls who come to town that do that. Locals don't prize the beads that much! Now, doubloons are another story!

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Re: BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2005, 11:46:00 PM »
those look pretty kewl.....


if I flashed my boobie everyone would be throwing things at me to cover them up!


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Re: BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2005, 11:50:36 PM »
Yeah, my daughter used to try to coax me into flashing, "Hey, mom, lift your skirt and show your t*ts"! I will have my revenge...someday!
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Re: BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER!
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2005, 04:12:20 AM »
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