On baking cookies the easy way:
1) go to the local bakery or shop and buy the nicest looking choco chip, oatmeal or peanut butter cookies you can find
2) go home, pat a bit of flour on your face and bum
3) just before leaving the house, place cookies on microwave safe plate, nuke for 30 seconds
4) arrive at said location panting as if running short on time
5) explain that you just took the last batch out of the oven, and you are sorry for looking so disheveld.
Another option is to buy cookies and dip 1/2 in a tempered chocolate, cool wrap, give
(for dipping: melt one bag of choco chips on LOW heat, add tablespoon of Crisco or similar. Dip one end of cookie in pot, let excess choco run off, then place on wax paper to cool)
(edited to fix spelling)