Driving three hours to Nashville to visit friends, only to immediatly get lost and when I turned around my car I accidentally ran off the road into a ditch and I couldn't get it out. I was in a sort of issolated area, no clue where I was, and not one person stopped to offer help.
So I called AAA in Knoxville. The office there transfered me to Nashville. The lady in Nashville put me on hold and then transfered me back to the Knoxville office. I told my whole story to the knoxville person, who eventually figured out I needed to talk to someone in Nashville. (I thought I was talking to N'ville) so then the K'ville person transfered me back to N'ville, who accidentally hung up on me.

After 20 minutes, some one finally called me back. They said they would have someone for me in 45 min. After waiting for 1hr and 15min, I called AAA again, just to ask if they had forgotten about me. After transfering back and forth ten more times, I finally got to talk to someone. They said I was next in line.
A few minutes later a police car showed up. Apparently one of the people who couldn't be bothered to stop and see if I was ok, decided to call 911 for me.

Then the AAA guy coming to rescue me finally called to see where I was located. Apparently since I was in Nashville, he couldn't help me since he was only a AAA dude for Franklin. (I was right on the border between the two)
Meanwhile, the police officer is on the radio and decides he needs to search my car. So after looking through all my stuff, and finding an (unopened) bottle of Malibu in my trunk, I had to do a alcohol breathing test thing. (must have been a slow day for him....)
After two more hours, and about 10 more phone calls, some one from AAA finally came and in about two seconds had me out of the ditch.
I was only four hours late getting to my friend's house.
