So the water pump that died on Tuesday (in my long list of sh*t wot went wrong)? Replacement parts are out of stock so while we wait for those, my fiance bought a cheaper replacement pump to tide us over. It was £80 vs the £200 for our usual Clarke, but it had a 3 year warranty and Amazon overnighted it to us...
The $%^@#$*$@# thing was faulty - broken seals out of the box. They didn't even bother to check it before it left the factory. My fiance wrote a scathing letter to go back with it as he's returning it, but how can a refund help give us running water? Seriously, every single day without water is extremely difficult - washing your hands is a two-man operation and it's almost impossible to do the washing up. I feel crap enough already with my cold without having to blag showers off the neighbours each evening and fill the kettle from a standpipe.
So now our only option is to suck it up and buy another £200 Clarke to tide us over until the parts for the other arrive (so we at least have a back up for next time). And write a really fuming blog post about it to our boaty friends so they never, ever buy a sh*tty Silverline pump.
Oh, and because of the £200 pump expense, now we can't go and buy his wedding suit this weekend. F*CK YOU SILVERLINE PUMPS!